I recieved this email from a cool friend
And I wanna share you with coze I liked it
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed
his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up
Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day
30,000 to a man's 15,000
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful
all at the same time
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you
السبت سبتمبر 01, 2007 10:51 am
